Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt amusement park A golden-yellow swoosh banner displays

A golden-yellow swoosh banner displays "Baseball Club" in black block letters

Inspired by Halloween

He had yellow eyes

Distressed white rounded text reads "Just Here To Bang" with halftone texture

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt amusement park A golden-yellow swoosh banner displaysNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack