McCallister Home Security - Chicago Illinois - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L when Nevada was barely six

when Nevada was barely six years old and mining towns craved spectacle beyond the saloons

Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters reading "おなら忍者

Bold white distressed italic block text below reads "I'm Going to Try Science

both rendered in a distressed illustration style forming a rebus puzzle

McCallister Home Security - Chicago Illinois - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L when Nevada was barely sixThe Kevin McCallister Home Security company. A very funny phony parody security company design. Complete with boob traps. Inspired by Home Alone. Printed on our super soft ring spun & combed cotton unisex T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury vintage heather edition (cotton poly blend) for an even softer, more durable, classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.