It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M Daring someone to call the

Daring someone to call the cops is the official uniform of a person who already did the math and decided the consequences are adorable

Inspired by Family Guy

Dom crossing his arms means a sermon about family is incoming

this one’s perfect for fans of dark humor

It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:M Daring someone to call theRandolph Duke dropping "jive turkey" in a three piece suit is old money attempting street cred with the confidence of a man who has never once been corrected. That seasonal urgency makes it the most calendar dependent flex in comedy history. Inspired by Trading Places. The Details: Distressed white serif text centered in three stacked lines reads "It Ain't Cool Being No Jive Turkey So Close To Thanksgiving." Weathered texture runs throughout the