McCallister Home Security - Chicago Illinois - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Bald eagles exist on currency

Bald eagles exist on currency and government seals specifically so we forget they'd absolutely prioritize a cold one over democracy

Black text inside a diamond shape reads "MINOT

Bold distressed white block text reads "SMOKE SALMON" above the illustration and "NOT METH" below

Central New York embraced the game before most of the country even understood it

McCallister Home Security - Chicago Illinois - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Bald eagles exist on currencyThe Kevin McCallister Home Security company. A very funny phony parody security company design. Complete with boob traps. Inspired by Home Alone. Printed on our super soft 100% ringspun & combed cotton women's T Shirt. Or upgrade to our Luxury 52 48 cotton poly vintage heather edition for an even softer classic look. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.