I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S and this is why

and this is why

Biff delivering a botched idiom with Rhodes Scholar confidence is peak bully energy

delivered with the composure of a man discovering his retirement plan involves a nuclear meltdown

Red halftone portrait of a man in glasses and a Santa hat is framed by green holly leaves with red berries

I Like em Real Thick and Sprucey - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S and this is whySpruce trees out here getting objectified for their thick branches and nobody's even pretending to be subtle about it. Baby got bark, and apparently the only requirement is ornaments and a complete lack of shame. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "I LIKE 'EM REAL" above a painterly Christmas tree illustration topped with a golden star. Green branches are decorated with red and gold ornaments and white tinsel drips. Large rounded white