You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt pendleton Inspired by Ace Ventura: Pet

Inspired by Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Basting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge

Teams like the Pilots gave rural communities a sense of pride that far outlasted the franchises themselves

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You Ain't Gettin' Jack Shit - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt pendleton Inspired by Ace Ventura: PetSanta winking while telling you that you ain't getting jack shit is the most honest message the holidays have ever produced. Coca Cola spent decades building that face just so it could deliver disappointment with rosy cheeks. The Details: Arched white serif text reads "you ain't gettin'" above a mid century illustration of a winking Santa Claus face with rosy cheeks, a red hat trimmed in white fur, a white beard, and a sprig of green holly with red